Sianz.. It's been so long since i last blogged.. Today's the second day of my IMH posting.. SUPER borring.. Female PsychoG ward.. Haiz.. And i still owe Ah Khong the 4 research critique article that was way WAY over due.. Super slack.. No mood to get any work done.. Been enjoying my poly life too much liaoz.. Everyday juz go school (obviously NOT to study), go out have fun (THIS is real reason that i'm even present in class), go home sleep.. Ha.. NICE~~ Luckily my advance dip classmate all very steady ON one.. No curfew, no limits~~ Ho Ho~~
Have been recalling 1 casual talk with some friends.. Which i find it quite interesting.. 1 morning, when Calvin, Jeffrey, Richard, and i was waiting for the external lecturer at the carpark (in case he got lost in NYP.. -_-;;), we started talk cock sing song..
Calvin: Ask u all huh, wat will u do if while u're standing here (at the carpark block facing the carpark), and u see ur car being drove away in front of u??
Me: ... ... Call my dad lohz.. Tell him, "D, Xiao Hei kanna stolent le.."..
The rest of them: Wat the.......
Jeffrey: I'll call the police lohz..
Calvin: If me, i'll chase after my car lahz~~
Than we ture to Richard: U lehz??
Richard: Oh, i will look around for the BIGGEST rock and throw toward the car lohz~~
We were like, "WTF?!?! Than ur car how??"
Richard: If i throw rock than the thief will be shocked and stop the car wat~~!!
The rest of us busted into laughter.. Richard damn cute.. Heh.. ;)
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
Sunday, May 10, 2009
Short breaks..
Signboard Outside A Prostitute's House:
Married MEN Not Allowed.
We Serve The Needy, Not The Greedy...
~~~~~~
Written On The T-Shirt Of A Girl:
SITUATORY WARNING:
Objects Inside The T-Shirt Are Larger Than They Appear From Outside.
~~~~~~
Lady : Is this my train?
Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi .
Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.
~~~~~~
A drunkard was brought to court.
Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery.
The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, 'Order, order.'
The drunkard immediately responded, 'Thank you, your honor, I'll have a scotch and soda.'
~~~~~~
Man Quits Smoking Because Of Will Power.
He Quits Drinking Because Of Will Power.
But He Quits Womanizing Because He Has The Will But No Power
~~~~~~
Customer : Waiter, do you serve crabs?
Waiter : Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.
~~~~~~
Customer : Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?
Waiter : Can't you tell the difference by taste?
Customer : No, I can't. Waiter : Then does it really matter ?
~~~~~~
Little Susie came running into the house after school one day, shouting, 'Daddy! Daddy! I got a 100 in school today!'
'That's great, Sweetheart,' said her daddy. 'Come in to the living room and tell me about it.'
'Well,' began the confession, 'I got 50 in spelling, 30 in math's and 20 in science.'
~~~~~~
Customer : Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup.
Waiter : Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers.
~~~~~~
Customer : Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Waiter : That's all right sir, he won't drink much.
~~~~~~
Waiter : I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer : Don't tell me your problems. Give the menu.
~~~~~~
Customer : Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup.
Waiter : So what do you expect me to do? Call a lifeguard?
~~~~~~~
Customer : Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea cup?
Waiter : I wouldn't know sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller.
~~~~~~~
1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!
2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor.
1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions.
~~~~~~~~
Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born.
~~~~~~
Customer : Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
Waiter : Funny? But then why aren't you laughing?
~~~~~~~
Teacher : Peter, why are you late for school again?
Peter: Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and the game went into extra time.
~~~~~~~
An absent-minded man went to see a psychiatrist.
'My trouble is,' he said, 'that I keep forgetting things.'
'How long has this been going on?' asked the psychiatrist.
' How long has what been going on?' said the man.
~~~~~~~
Girl : Do you love me?
Boy : Yes Dear.
Girl : Would you die for me?
Boy : No, mine is undying love.
~~~~~~
Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and No.
~~~~~~~
Customer : If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Delhi in two days time?
Post Master : Yes sir, it definitely will.
Customer : I bet you, it won't.
Post Master : Why not?
Customer : It's addressed to Mumbai.
~~~~~~
A woman gets on a city bus.
She looks at the driver and holds up one hand; the driver holds up two hands.
Next, the woman points up; the driver points down.
Then, the woman grabs her breast; the driver grabs his crotch.
Finally, the woman grabs her butt and gets off the bus.
A curious passenger asked the bus driver what the odd motions were all about.
The driver explained, "The woman is a deaf-mute. She asked me if a bus ride is five cents, and I told her it was ten cents. Next, she asked if the bus was going uptown, and I told her it was going downtown. Then, she asked if the bus was going pass the milk-farm, and I told her it was going pass the ball-park."
The passenger interjected, "Okay, but why did she grab her butt as she left the bus?"
The driver continued, she replied "Oh shit, I'm on the wrong bus!"
Trust You Had Some Laughs..!! ;)
Married MEN Not Allowed.
We Serve The Needy, Not The Greedy...
~~~~~~
Written On The T-Shirt Of A Girl:
SITUATORY WARNING:
Objects Inside The T-Shirt Are Larger Than They Appear From Outside.
~~~~~~
Lady : Is this my train?
Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi .
Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.
~~~~~~
A drunkard was brought to court.
Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery.
The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, 'Order, order.'
The drunkard immediately responded, 'Thank you, your honor, I'll have a scotch and soda.'
~~~~~~
Man Quits Smoking Because Of Will Power.
He Quits Drinking Because Of Will Power.
But He Quits Womanizing Because He Has The Will But No Power
~~~~~~
Customer : Waiter, do you serve crabs?
Waiter : Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.
~~~~~~
Customer : Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?
Waiter : Can't you tell the difference by taste?
Customer : No, I can't. Waiter : Then does it really matter ?
~~~~~~
Little Susie came running into the house after school one day, shouting, 'Daddy! Daddy! I got a 100 in school today!'
'That's great, Sweetheart,' said her daddy. 'Come in to the living room and tell me about it.'
'Well,' began the confession, 'I got 50 in spelling, 30 in math's and 20 in science.'
~~~~~~
Customer : Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup.
Waiter : Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers.
~~~~~~
Customer : Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Waiter : That's all right sir, he won't drink much.
~~~~~~
Waiter : I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer : Don't tell me your problems. Give the menu.
~~~~~~
Customer : Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup.
Waiter : So what do you expect me to do? Call a lifeguard?
~~~~~~~
Customer : Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea cup?
Waiter : I wouldn't know sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller.
~~~~~~~
1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!
2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor.
1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions.
~~~~~~~~
Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born.
~~~~~~
Customer : Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
Waiter : Funny? But then why aren't you laughing?
~~~~~~~
Teacher : Peter, why are you late for school again?
Peter: Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and the game went into extra time.
~~~~~~~
An absent-minded man went to see a psychiatrist.
'My trouble is,' he said, 'that I keep forgetting things.'
'How long has this been going on?' asked the psychiatrist.
' How long has what been going on?' said the man.
~~~~~~~
Girl : Do you love me?
Boy : Yes Dear.
Girl : Would you die for me?
Boy : No, mine is undying love.
~~~~~~
Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and No.
~~~~~~~
Customer : If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Delhi in two days time?
Post Master : Yes sir, it definitely will.
Customer : I bet you, it won't.
Post Master : Why not?
Customer : It's addressed to Mumbai.
~~~~~~
A woman gets on a city bus.
She looks at the driver and holds up one hand; the driver holds up two hands.
Next, the woman points up; the driver points down.
Then, the woman grabs her breast; the driver grabs his crotch.
Finally, the woman grabs her butt and gets off the bus.
A curious passenger asked the bus driver what the odd motions were all about.
The driver explained, "The woman is a deaf-mute. She asked me if a bus ride is five cents, and I told her it was ten cents. Next, she asked if the bus was going uptown, and I told her it was going downtown. Then, she asked if the bus was going pass the milk-farm, and I told her it was going pass the ball-park."
The passenger interjected, "Okay, but why did she grab her butt as she left the bus?"
The driver continued, she replied "Oh shit, I'm on the wrong bus!"
Trust You Had Some Laughs..!! ;)
Sharing...
Juz sharing... Extracted from somewhere... Cheers~~
An elderly couple walk into a fast food restaurant. They order one hamburger, one order of fries and one drink.
The old man unwraps the plain hamburger and carefully cuts it in half. He places one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counts out the fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placing one pile infront of his wife. He takes a sip of the drink, his wife takes a sip and then sets the cup down between them.
As he begins to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them keep looking over and whispering "That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them."
As the man begins to eat his fries a young man comes to the table. He politely offers to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man replies that they're just fine - they're just used to sharing everything.
The surrounding people noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She sits there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.
Again the young man comes over and begs them to let him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman says "No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything."
As the old man finishes and was wipes his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again comes over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asks "May I ask what is it you are waiting for?"
The old woman answers... "THE TEETH."
An elderly couple walk into a fast food restaurant. They order one hamburger, one order of fries and one drink.
The old man unwraps the plain hamburger and carefully cuts it in half. He places one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counts out the fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placing one pile infront of his wife. He takes a sip of the drink, his wife takes a sip and then sets the cup down between them.
As he begins to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them keep looking over and whispering "That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them."
As the man begins to eat his fries a young man comes to the table. He politely offers to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man replies that they're just fine - they're just used to sharing everything.
The surrounding people noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She sits there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.
Again the young man comes over and begs them to let him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman says "No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything."
As the old man finishes and was wipes his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again comes over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asks "May I ask what is it you are waiting for?"
The old woman answers... "THE TEETH."
7 Reasons Not to Mess With Children
Ha.. I like the last story.. ;)
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow ahuman because even though it was a very large mammal its throat wasvery small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".
A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with herfive and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honour" thy Father and thy Mother,she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat ourbrothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white." The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying topersuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture... "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown upand say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's adoctor.' A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on myhead, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face." "Yes," the class said."Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty."
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE . God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow ahuman because even though it was a very large mammal its throat wasvery small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".
A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with herfive and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honour" thy Father and thy Mother,she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat ourbrothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white." The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying topersuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture... "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown upand say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's adoctor.' A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on myhead, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face." "Yes," the class said."Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty."
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE . God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
King Arthur
Ha.. Saw this on-line so thought i'd share it.. Enjoy~~ ;)
Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So the monarch offered him his freedom as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death.
The question?... What do women really want? Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, and to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end.
He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess, the priests, the wise men and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone but no one could give him a satisfactory answer.
Many people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would have the answer.. But the price would be high -- the witch was famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.
The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer the question but he would have to agree to her price first. The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of the Knights of the Round Table and Arthur's closest friend!
Young Arthur was horrified. She was hunchbacked and hideous, had only one tooth, smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc. He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life.
He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden; but Lancelot, learning of the proposal, spoke with Arthur. He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life and the preservation of the Round Table.
Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered Arthur's question thus:
What a woman really wants, she answered...is to be in charge of her own life.
Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew the witch had uttered a great truth and that Arthur's life would be spared. And so it was the neighboring monarch granted Arthur his freedom and Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding.
The honeymoon hour approached and Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom. But what a sight awaited him. The most beautiful woman he had ever seen lay before him on the bed.
The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened. The beauty replied since he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch, she would henceforth be her horrible deformed self only half the time and the beautiful maiden the other half.
Which would he prefer? Beautiful during the day....or night?
Lancelot pondered the predicament.. During the day, a beautiful woman to show off to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch? Or, would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day, but by night, a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous intimate moments?
What would YOU do?
What Lancelot chose is below.
BUT.... Make YOUR choice before you scroll down below.
Noble Lancelot said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.
Upon hearing this, she announced she would be beautiful all the time because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life.
Now what is the moral to this story?
Scroll down
The moral is..... If you don't let a woman have her own way...Things are going to get ugly! ;p
Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So the monarch offered him his freedom as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death.
The question?... What do women really want? Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, and to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end.
He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess, the priests, the wise men and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone but no one could give him a satisfactory answer.
Many people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would have the answer.. But the price would be high -- the witch was famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.
The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer the question but he would have to agree to her price first. The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of the Knights of the Round Table and Arthur's closest friend!
Young Arthur was horrified. She was hunchbacked and hideous, had only one tooth, smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc. He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life.
He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden; but Lancelot, learning of the proposal, spoke with Arthur. He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life and the preservation of the Round Table.
Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered Arthur's question thus:
What a woman really wants, she answered...is to be in charge of her own life.
Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew the witch had uttered a great truth and that Arthur's life would be spared. And so it was the neighboring monarch granted Arthur his freedom and Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding.
The honeymoon hour approached and Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom. But what a sight awaited him. The most beautiful woman he had ever seen lay before him on the bed.
The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened. The beauty replied since he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch, she would henceforth be her horrible deformed self only half the time and the beautiful maiden the other half.
Which would he prefer? Beautiful during the day....or night?
Lancelot pondered the predicament.. During the day, a beautiful woman to show off to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch? Or, would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day, but by night, a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous intimate moments?
What would YOU do?
What Lancelot chose is below.
BUT.... Make YOUR choice before you scroll down below.
Noble Lancelot said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.
Upon hearing this, she announced she would be beautiful all the time because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life.
Now what is the moral to this story?
Scroll down
The moral is..... If you don't let a woman have her own way...Things are going to get ugly! ;p
Thursday, April 23, 2009
Weird..
Okie, went Toa Payoh to collect my uniform today, and, as EXPECTED, i got lost... Went up on the highway at the opposite direction... WAS on the correct direction de.. Than i Gei Kiang (act clever) go and U-turn... Haiz... On arrival at the block waiting for the lift, someone suddenly talk to me as if she know me... So the conversation went something like that:
Girl: Hey~~ U're here too~~!!
Me: Ha.. Ya lohz........??? ----> wondering 'who is this'???
Girl: How come i never see u throughtout my journey here??? U came right after lecture right?? ----> this is when i notices her lecture notes...
Me: Ha.. Ya.. But i got lost mahz.. Ended up in Yishun before reaching here.. Heh..
Girl: Huh?? MRT also can get lost de mehz??
Me: No lahz.. I drove.. Ha.. Getting lost is my forte.. ;)
Girl: OooOO.. I See... ... ...
Why do i always see u sitting alone huh?? ----> as a matter of fact, that's how i am in school.. ;)
Me: Ha.. Cuz i dunno any1 here and is kinda lazy to go mix around.. Heh..
Girl: OooOO~~ Oh, juz now Bernard (our lecturer) talk to u, why u ignored him?? ----> apparently, he needed a chair, and i happen to be sitting at the 1ST row (an extended row with roller chairs..) cuz i wasn't early, occupying the outer most seat, leaving the inside seats empty.. So, he wanted me to move so he can take MY chair..
Me: Ha.. I wasn't listening.. So i didn't notice him talking to me.. Ho ho.. ;)
Girl: U serious?? The whole lecture group of 100 over ppl was looking at u lehz~~!!! And Bernard looked 'stunned' by the fact that u ignored him..
Me: Ha.. Izzit.. Still wasn't looking at him after that (yup, i gave up MY chair as the girls sitting behind me told me Bernard needed a chair..).. Heh..
Girl: My friend *something Yuan* (forgot her name le..) sitting beside me told me that she thinks u're WEIRD.. (wat the?????) But after talking to u, i think u're actually quite nice~~
Me: I've AlWaYs been nice~~ *blink blink*
Girl: Ha.. U're so different as compared to in class..
Me: Ho ho ho~~ ;)
In the end, i still dunno her name or who is she.. Guess she's from my class de ba..
END OF STORY...
Girl: Hey~~ U're here too~~!!
Me: Ha.. Ya lohz........??? ----> wondering 'who is this'???
Girl: How come i never see u throughtout my journey here??? U came right after lecture right?? ----> this is when i notices her lecture notes...
Me: Ha.. Ya.. But i got lost mahz.. Ended up in Yishun before reaching here.. Heh..
Girl: Huh?? MRT also can get lost de mehz??
Me: No lahz.. I drove.. Ha.. Getting lost is my forte.. ;)
Girl: OooOO.. I See... ... ...
Why do i always see u sitting alone huh?? ----> as a matter of fact, that's how i am in school.. ;)
Me: Ha.. Cuz i dunno any1 here and is kinda lazy to go mix around.. Heh..
Girl: OooOO~~ Oh, juz now Bernard (our lecturer) talk to u, why u ignored him?? ----> apparently, he needed a chair, and i happen to be sitting at the 1ST row (an extended row with roller chairs..) cuz i wasn't early, occupying the outer most seat, leaving the inside seats empty.. So, he wanted me to move so he can take MY chair..
Me: Ha.. I wasn't listening.. So i didn't notice him talking to me.. Ho ho.. ;)
Girl: U serious?? The whole lecture group of 100 over ppl was looking at u lehz~~!!! And Bernard looked 'stunned' by the fact that u ignored him..
Me: Ha.. Izzit.. Still wasn't looking at him after that (yup, i gave up MY chair as the girls sitting behind me told me Bernard needed a chair..).. Heh..
Girl: My friend *something Yuan* (forgot her name le..) sitting beside me told me that she thinks u're WEIRD.. (wat the?????) But after talking to u, i think u're actually quite nice~~
Me: I've AlWaYs been nice~~ *blink blink*
Girl: Ha.. U're so different as compared to in class..
Me: Ho ho ho~~ ;)
In the end, i still dunno her name or who is she.. Guess she's from my class de ba..
END OF STORY...
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